Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2019

Badgag joke.

“May the fleas of a thousand camels fly up your nose.”

Boo! Boo!

Mr. Thompson doesn’t have to worry about 40 thieves stealing this joke. (or any amount of thieves)

Ewe should be feeling woolly sheepish, after ramming that one into our brains, Dan.

What a sheep trick.

It was so baaad… ewe’re lucky we don’t pelt ewe with worse jokes, for ewer shear chutzpah.

Well, we would, but I’ve never herd one.

this ‘Bagdad joke’ appeared dead in the water and was finally, mercifully put out of its misery by

a grand salvo of puns launched by the SS SusanSunshine

Baaaaaahd

And then Morgiana killed them for the bad joke.

Baad Baaghdaad gaag.

Call me a chucklehead, but I liked it. The title at the bottom made it!

As Austin Powers might say, Dad jokes are my Bagh, man!