If your Family has enough money there is always the elevator. But you always have to watch out for those slides of Failure. It turns out that life is a big game of Chutes and Ladders.
I guess the Drabble’s never heard the phrase, “Train up a child in the way they should go and they will not soon depart from it.” Or more appropriate would be, “Like father, like son.”
willispate over 5 years ago
No Norman. there isn’t an escalator of success.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
You need one or more ancestor of success.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago
How about an elevator of success?
dadoctah over 5 years ago
The ladder of success has those stickers that stay “do not stand on or above this step”. Problem is they’re on every rung.
Doneaver over 5 years ago
The only one I have seen, he was going down the escalator. He won, we lost.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
He did have a little energy last week…but showed that you also need some brains as well!
noahproblem over 5 years ago
He should date a millennial lady who wants to buy an escalator to heaven…
NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 5 years ago
Only rich parents can buy you the elevator of success.
DaveQuinn over 5 years ago
It is obvious Ralph has never climbed the ladder of success.
COL Crash over 5 years ago
If your Family has enough money there is always the elevator. But you always have to watch out for those slides of Failure. It turns out that life is a big game of Chutes and Ladders.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Just follow Ralph’s example. Ah, never mind.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yes, there is. But, only the wealthy can access it.
ayespin over 5 years ago
I guess the Drabble’s never heard the phrase, “Train up a child in the way they should go and they will not soon depart from it.” Or more appropriate would be, “Like father, like son.”
poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
Only at the mall!
WDD over 5 years ago
There is an escalator, but it doesn’t go all the way.