Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 06, 2019

Now I hate to ask, but would a Jehovah’s Witness be allowed to have such a milk transfusion?

I remember hearing that tree sap was also used in a transfusion.

Imagine if Nervous Norvus had mentioned milk in his infamous song “Transfusion.”

Drinking also makes your nose warmer.

A milk transfusion is better with a little Hershey’s Syrup!

Eurasian Pole of Inaccessibility — sounds like a wonderful place!

Trump’s nose must be on fire

OMG, I wonder what that did to people who were transfused that way (not sure transfused is a word).

And so we have Milktoasts roaming around.

So does that mean Rudolph the Reindeer was a liar and Pinocchio’s nose was just a piece of live twig which grew, that the carpenter forgot to cut off when he made him?

Liar, liar, nose on fire?

Milk – good ol’ 19th century…

And yet that location has two Starbucks…

It took them 7 years to figure out milk transfusions were a bad idea? That’s scary.

That would be called Western China, not Northern.

The nose temperature is not a reliable indicator for lying.