Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 29, 2019

These Dorcas are killers……

Just don’t pull his flipper!

When underwater, there’s no porpoise for this trick!

Mine does both.

that describes two old girlfriends

E = mc2 pod?

Now these are whales I could really watch! :)

I had an Aunt Dorcas, so this one took me a couple of seconds, lol.

Apropos of nothing, the female name “Dorcas” means “gazelle.” Just showin’ off and being a pain, here.

I’ve been using 2 sets of keys… one is my car keys and the other my doorkeys.

Mine falls off…