Pretty sure I’d take the 5%. I always wore noise-cancelling headphones at work, and shouted “put it in an email” when I thought someone was trying to talk to me.
“Rita, I’ve found a new job paying twice what you pay me and I’ll be doing less work. This is my two weeks notice. Good luck finding someone with my skill set. Your 1% joke is funny now, wait ’til you start interviewing. Oh yeah, I want an exit interview with your boss so I can throw you under the bus. "
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Actually, the word is “vale”.
Tkdgator over 5 years ago
So does Sam get the 5% raise? He would be in the cubicle with himself automatically.
ChristineMurphy over 5 years ago
Pretty sure I’d take the 5%. I always wore noise-cancelling headphones at work, and shouted “put it in an email” when I thought someone was trying to talk to me.
GamesMcKown over 5 years ago
I’ll take him over one of my current co-workers!
Smokie over 5 years ago
My boss would have made the deal and then stuck me with him anyway.
T Smith over 5 years ago
You watch… someone’s gonna take her up on it, maybe Ed.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very unethical. In the real world Rita would be fired and/or named in a harassment suit.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
ME! ME!! I’ll take the raise! I haven’t had a real raise in YEARS!
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Does Sam split the leftover 4% with Rita?
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pretty sure Sam is getting at least a 5% raise for letting himself be used in this manner.
NWdryad over 5 years ago
Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Poor Sam.
sandflea over 5 years ago
Rita needs to share an office with Sam or take a 50% pay cut.
William Bludworth Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Rita, I’ve found a new job paying twice what you pay me and I’ll be doing less work. This is my two weeks notice. Good luck finding someone with my skill set. Your 1% joke is funny now, wait ’til you start interviewing. Oh yeah, I want an exit interview with your boss so I can throw you under the bus. "
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
It will be fun to see how she reacts when the CEO makes her the same offer…
BWR over 5 years ago
He seems too positive to me. Kind of like Eeyore.