Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 04, 2019

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Must be the same building Horace H. Horse frequents.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Only because a mother with small children were coming toward the elevator.

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    tudza Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dark Side of the Horse cross over!

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Gotta be careful when you’re inside Blofeld’s elevator.

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    This comic usually has its ups and downs. Not today.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I always wondered what that button was for? Thankfully I never pressed it.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

    New York tip: If you’re in an elevator by yourself and someone is running towards it, dive and stab for the “door open” button.

    And miss.
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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Gottcha!

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Well, you asked for it!

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    I once had a job as an elevator operator (shows you how old I am), but I got fired. I couldn’t remember the route.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    the revenge of Otis

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    Charlene Martin  over 5 years ago

    A bit too deep for me!

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    swanridge  over 5 years ago

    Be careful what you ask for!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t push my button.

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    tiomax  over 5 years ago

    Turns out it was someone he knows! (Pretty obscure so I’ll give a hint: Twilight Zone “Button, Button”)

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    This seems like something from a John Wick flick.

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