This is what I get doing food deliveries. Around midnight, all the traffic seems to be coming from Jack in the Box or Del Taco, and about ninety percent of the orders are like “eleven large orders of fries, and a small diet Coke”.
It’s not hard to figure out that an order like that is going to someone who’s just stoned enough to have the munchies but still together enough to know that he shouldn’t be driving and is better off having it delivered.
(Bonus observation: stoned people lose a lot of their sense of what money is worth. I get some of my best tips that way.)
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
He’s in tip-top form.
Watcher over 5 years ago
With Duke, there will be extra ingredients in the drugs.
anymouse77 over 5 years ago
I love that cool cellular telephone, complete with antenna and carrying pouch you can thread your belt through. Only weighs two pounds !
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
Duke is on the road again .
dadoctah over 5 years ago
This is what I get doing food deliveries. Around midnight, all the traffic seems to be coming from Jack in the Box or Del Taco, and about ninety percent of the orders are like “eleven large orders of fries, and a small diet Coke”.
It’s not hard to figure out that an order like that is going to someone who’s just stoned enough to have the munchies but still together enough to know that he shouldn’t be driving and is better off having it delivered.
(Bonus observation: stoned people lose a lot of their sense of what money is worth. I get some of my best tips that way.)
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
What would we do without Duke?! Oh wait…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sounds like Duke is up to form. Amazing how Duke can topple governments just to get the wherewithal to get high.
dsjwriter over 5 years ago
As they say on the TV ad: “Ba-da book, ba-da bing.”