Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 02, 2019

“Also, could you wait for the game to end?”

It’s all edible underwear to a moth colony.

Now I’m getting a mental picture that really makes me uncomfortable.

That was more of a kink.

“Sloth! When I asked you where your thoughts are today I said you are a sloth!

Sounds like the catcher might get to third base, at the very least.

Gonna be a lot of runs in, when the catcher won’t catch another ball…

Charlie Sheen in the movie ‘Major League’

Strawberry?

Gasp! WHOdathunk?

Sounds like he’s making his pitch.

Sounds more like a screwball.

Off speed pitch

Just stick with the garter, Nuke.

Foul!

It’s been a while.. is that now a good pickup line?

good one!!

It means: “To do or say something unexpected or deceptive that surprises, confuses, thwarts, or outwits one.”

I dunno about the pitcher’s underwear, but the umpires have to wear black underwear in case their pants split! (Umpires do a lot of crouching.)

Anyone donating to this walk-a-thon?

Doesn’t look like Darryl

Must be rough on really hot days!

There’s curves and then there’s Seriously Weird Curves.

I am so going to have to remember to use that line next time I need to derail a conversation.