In Security by Bea R. for May 29, 2019

wow.

This is almost a Jules Feiffer Sunday Strip …

https://images.app.goo.gl/AbShWn7rwPoimaVHA

I’m suddenly wondering just how well she can do a manly voice.

I’m runnin’ for the pigskin on the weekeeeeend… Mama can I get another linemaaaaan…

I’m hearing the music as if were a Christmas’ carol.

Adding music lyrics to the things Bea co do well. :D

Woo hoo! Can’t wait till football starts. Stanley cup almost over then about a month or so of nothing interesting.

Oh, Ellie, so hot. If you dressed like you normally would you would outclass Carrie!

They’re no Hank Jr….

BeaR: This would be a perfect time to reveal her true-self to Hubbs. She’s got the ball and spikes it. It bounces back toward her and hits her in the chest. The blow hits her pretty hard and causes the wig to fall off. Where Hubbs comes running up to her, and says, “Wow! That ball must’ve hit you pretty hard. Cuz, now, you look like Miss Ellie from Chix ‘n Wings. And you’re starting to get some pretty big welts on your chest, too. Come on inside and let’s get some ice on those to keep the swelling down!”

Sports fanatics amaze me. I was on a plane once, seated next to someone who was desperate to talk about some upcoming game and the chances of his favorite team. I had to explain to him several times, in increasingly annoyed tones, that I had no interest in ANY kind of sports, and he was preventing me from reading a marketing analysis for the meeting I was traveling to.

He had apparently never met such an alien creature before, and after fidgeting in frustration, asked for a change of seats.

sheesh! did I miss the start of football season?

Suppose Hubbs started singing…and “Al” didn’t know the song.