Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 15, 2019

That’s rather presumptuous of you to think any one would show.

And even then there will be no praise for her cooking style.

one of her is enough.

Human cloning, yes, but what about bird cloning?

Colonel Sanders might say a few words.

When I die I want to be placed in the casket face down so they can kiss my a………. ;-}

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” Yogi Bearra.

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain.

Now THERE’S a new twist for cloning. . .

Maybe not cloning in the traditional sense (after all you would have to wait 20 years for it to grow up). But before long they will be able to print you a new body that works better than your original issue. The real challenge is how to transfer your full consciousness into it without losing something in the process.

You could always have them play a pre-recorded video at your funeral with you telling everyone what a nice person you been, and what trumpheads they were.

Wouldn’t it be simpler to specify no funeral in one’s will?

See you on my plate at The Road Kill Cafe.