When I worked at A & P it was a closed shop so even part timers had to join the butcher’s union. One perk was that you got your birthday off with pay (for full timers only). It was in the contract, but I always thought it would have been better to get the day after your birthday off. Paid recovery time! ;-)
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Don’t get him started on taking time off for relatives who died in the past.
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
Current lives only!!!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
I wonder what were Rat’s previous three past lives.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Why are you so anti-reincarn?? #MeAgain
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s it, Rat! If you’re going for the con, go hard. No point in playing for puny stakes.
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
Rat may be related to Shirley MacLaine.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
There isn’t too much left of this one, Rat, if the boss gets to you!
Gent over 5 years ago
So, that’s what they meant when they said the Huns were upon Europe like the plague.
Gent over 5 years ago
So, it was Rat who keeps trying to invade Id, eh?
Gent over 5 years ago
But why do they want Rat back? I thought rat infestation was detrimental to a cafe.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Lucky me, I’ve had 365 past lives and they were all born on a different day of the year.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
I’m sure Rat will use one of his previous lives work history to apply for Unemployment!!
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
What a Rat!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Hire a Croc ! …… Croc Power !
jel354 over 5 years ago
Sounds less painful than rat giving away goodies for customers’ birthdays.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
When I worked at A & P it was a closed shop so even part timers had to join the butcher’s union. One perk was that you got your birthday off with pay (for full timers only). It was in the contract, but I always thought it would have been better to get the day after your birthday off. Paid recovery time! ;-)
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
RAT seems to pulling a trump trick…make it up as you go to suit your own purposes….LOL
Fred over 5 years ago
gifts must be of cash value less than $50 and be socially benign in nature so as to maintain dignity…. of the giver…
SusieB over 5 years ago
I also never work on my birthday
Znox11 over 5 years ago
“Why yes Rat, I’ll be sending your gift right over. It will be in a pink envelope…Enjoy!”
Nuliajuk over 5 years ago
This place must be desperate for workers to put up with that.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I can’t believe, Rat still has a job
Doug Kimbler over 5 years ago
It’s my birthday too (for real)
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Rat is an old soul – every day is his birthday!
delennwen over 5 years ago
How many birthdays does The Doctor have? Thirteen?
Al Nala over 5 years ago
In honor of your birthday, we are sending you a pink slip. Not the kind you could wear.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
#PastLivesMatter
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Just who do they have establishing their personnel policy in the first place? That’s who needs to get fired.
Bookworm over 5 years ago
A very merry Un-Birthday to you! To you! Thanks to the Mad Ratter.
Kveldulf over 5 years ago
Come on, Stephan! It’s “Rattila”, not “Ratilla”. Accent is on the first syllable.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago
each rat month is roughly equivalent to 2.5 human years
mahnster over 5 years ago
I’ve had 365 past lives. Please remember to send me my paycheck!
nopainogain over 5 years ago
Ratilla the Hun just became my favorite historic figure
Concretionist over 5 years ago
I met Rat in another life. So glad that incarnation has passed on…
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Rat thinks fast on his back! Way to go, “birthday” boy!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
OK then, I’m firing all four of you!