Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 26, 2019

You have to be smarter than the phone.

And, it’s so annoying.

I’ve been learning Korean recently. It’s a language with a writing system of its own, but I learn by writing it down transliterated into the Roman alphabet. “Hello” in Korean is “Annyong haseyo^,” but whenever I try to write it down my software autocorrect changes it to “Annoying”! (That’s the right word…)

It shouldn’t be called auto-correct since you should never text while driving. ;-)

Love the “Texty Text Text” for his correction… ;-)

which is why I try to use it as little as possible…

Another feature I don’t need.

I like that flea protection commercial where the text comes back she’s a hairy bat! HE was texting scadey cat.

My brother calls it anal correct, now, so do I!

Way back when Word first came out I got a nasty phone call from our Telco. Seems the program would auto correct and sent the owners last name as Dandelion. I was ROFL but the lady had no ha-ha, she was still in the typewriter generation.

Stupid auto cucumber.

Well, it can’t fix stupeed.

rerun