Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 31, 2011

Hey, Horsie… why the long face?

Better luck tomorrow princess.

That’s what we used to say in the drafting department where I worked!

@gimmickgenius, that’s not a nice thing to call the princess.

Thanks for explaining it “Radish the kibitzer”. Your first name isn’t Bert is it? I knew a guy by that name back in college.

gimmickgenious, if you were a horse and had to carry this idiot around, wouldn’t you have a long face?

serenasakitty, it isn’t too often you see a very smart horse!

Sort of like the idiots who gave a carrier pigeon a medal for ‘bravery’ in the first world war (was it? – one of those wars back there)! It wasn’t ‘bravery’, it was sheer stupidity on the part of the bird brained pigeon!!!

Poor Gwynn, her Rodney came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya Tomorrow! You’re always A day A way!

Becareful what you wish for, because you may surely get it. I know a lot of girls who base their Prince Charming on looks only to discover their handsome prince is really a fool and that ugly duckling they used to laugh at is the real prince among men. Judge you princes & princesses by the beauty inside, not outside.

Thats not a very tall tower she’s in

Dudley DoRight’s horse did okay.

Don’t wait for your prints – get a digital camera and print them out on your home computer!

Rodney’s horse is happy he’ll never be hurt in battle, unless it’s an arrow in the hindquarters.

Well said, Pamlicorat. I have found a few interiorly lovely ladies with lovely outsides but they seem to be the exception. I have some really beautiful people whose exterior looks would be deemed average by the masses who worship at the altar of beauty alone.

I have noticed that the beautiful young women become ugly old women while the plainer looking young become much more attractive when they get older. When my wife was young she bordered on ugly, but today, 32 years later at 60, I think she is very attractive and unlike my beautiful first wife, she has been faithful..

girl has learned the simple truth: once a prince always a prince, but once a knight is enough.

Tsali: exterior gets the benefit of a beautiful interior, at least in the eye of the one who holds her.

Marry an ugly prince. A handsome one will eventually leave you. Princess: So might the ugly one… Yah, but who cares! \rim shot//