In Security by Bea R. for June 04, 2019

Pull off the wig, “Al”…

“Bro-Zone”? Is Ellie finally realizing Hubbs thinks she’s a man?

I can’t believe Ellie is professing love, considering how these “dates” usually go. I feel bad for her, Hubbs is completely oblivious as Ellie’s heart is pouring out of her chest, and it’s not easy to get through that much chest! XD

I’ll give Hubbs the benefit of the doubt and assume he thinks this way because having been just him and his mom the only love he knows is familial, particularly maternal, but he has longed for fraternal.

Wow, good man. Not many men can so freely admit to platonic love like that. Still, maybe she should take off the wig and try that confession again. Maybe with a defibrillator handy in case she needs to revive him.

He still need the part where she isn´t a guy.

Scratching head and trying to figure out why Hubbs is so thickheaded not to realize that small hands and a wee bit higher pitched voice is more than likely not what it appears to be.

Time to show him he has made a category error.

How dumb is he? Dumber than I ever though was possible in someone who is conscious….

Show him two good reasons WHY you love him,El…

(claps) HURRA!, maybe she can now analyze where all went wrong… but is Ellie, so I doubt it.

Love the touch of pink on Ellie’s face.

Someday this ship will finally land at it’s intended port, right? XD

Hopefully they don’t hit a bump and the ball flies out.

Remove the wig, El. It’s your only hope.

Almost. Someday, “Al,” you’re going to have to force Hubbs to see you for what you are.

Love is love, though. Always a good thing.

Ooooh… NUKED BY THE DUKE!

Proving once again (and again and again) that love is blind

Quick! Tear open your shirt! Pull your wig!

I wonder if the “Bro-zone!” is pronounced in two syllables like “Ka-boom!”

The thermonuclear explosion in her head is the best! I can hear it.

Who could have predicted that dressing like a man would land her in the bro-zone layer!?

By now, Hubbs should have noticed that a somewhat horny Al smells like a fecund young woman, not a stinky 20-something boy’s armpits. This incredible female aroma is unmistakable to a healthy young man. 30-ish years ago, I was escorting my teen niece to a Duran Duran concert. (Bodyguarding at my bro’s request, actually.) The Long Beach Arena (CA) was jam-packed with very excited young women. The aroma was palpable, even to the young guys, I learned via their restroom exclamations. Even a guy with football tunnel vision should have noticed, but Hubbs seems quite dense. PULL THE WIG OFF, LIZ!!!

instant friend-zone