Close to Home by John McPherson for June 11, 2019

But it looked so “cool” and exciting in the movie!

Bleeb seems to have bailed out before the crash; using a hub cap as a parachute.

Megan?

Hmmm?

This is gonna hurt, isn’t it?

Well, now that you mention it, I guess it will.

I think we shouldn’t have done it after all.

It’s a mistake you only make once.

And here you thought this was going to turn into a real cliffhanger?

That looks like a lot of fun. …once

Oh, no!!! Someone save Bleeb!!!!

Sudden drop off in interest.

They thought they were listening to their GPS…

Well, that’ll be two less idiots in the world to breed.

Is it too late to call in the stunt doubles?

I’m betting that Brad Pitt never showed.

National Rental is really going to be pissed.

… thus performing the rest of humanity an inestimable favor.