Monty by Jim Meddick for June 25, 2019

I work a limited-time gig as a standardized patient at the University of Wisconsin Medical School, and I can assure you that the upcoming crop of doctors is AMAZING!!!

I think my doctor secretly wishes that I use tobacco, so he could tell me to stop that too.

He said IPA. Run like hell.

I like my IPA’s. There’s a local brewery not far from me. It’s over in Canada and I go weekly to get refills in two half-gallon bottles I bought for that purpose. US Customs charges me $.53 to cross back into the country with them.

Could of been the whiskey

Might have been the gin

Or the three or four six-packs, I don’t know but

Look at the mess I’m in

I"m thinking the same thing, “Like, seriously Man?”

Shame on you Monty!!!

A hoppy IPA makes me happy. The hopper the happier

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!! :)

All that college debt when they already know how to drink. What a waste….

At the risk of repeating myself: Dr. Dan is dangerous, Monty, Get outta there, have a beer and no regrets! That Danno-boy is probably a lush, himself!