Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 18, 2019

Ah, the true meaning of Irony.

This smells like it’s going to go wrong.

@Z51… All the space ships I’ve been on had fire hydrants.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and sniff it.

DANGER, DANGER ! Don’t talk to strangers !

Get a load of the fugitive from the Dog Star.-Bugs bunny

Are they in for a rude reception

Interstellar incident in 3…2…

so that’s how the war of the worlds started.

“What a wonderful new smell you’ve discovered!”

I don’t think the response is what they’re expecting!

Seargent, on behalf of the citizens of K-9, go greet him!

And so began the Second Intergalactic Earth war, over a misunderstanding of who/what the dominant species on Earth was.

Another opportunity to expound my contention that dogs smell each others butts because they are interested in what the other dog has been eating, not as any sort of greeting.

Get it, Boy! Get it! (Boy, are you gonna get it!) (And you are NOT getting back in here smelling like that!)

From the planet Labrador?

{Apologies to Loudon Wainwright III) Crossin’ the asteroid belt late last night / should have looked left and should have looked right/ didn’t see the alien probe star ship / skunk got zapped and well there you are…

Chemical warfare.

Three eyes and antenna! That’s great! :)

Let’s see if you still feel that way after you get the official indigenous greeting.

The question is, will they take this as an attack or a friendly gesture?

Just take a sniff and know for yourself.

i’ve had a wild skunk walk up to and let me pet it…..on two different occasions … just sayin’

“Little Green Men” is so overused these days. Note that the little green dogs have antennae.

It’s gonna be a LONG ride home!