Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 29, 2019

That’s good — they have a higher rate of correct diagnoses anyway.

But I don’t have the guts for that!

But I read on the internet that chicken entrails are much more accurate.

The one time I had an MRI, the insurance wanted a second opinion before they would admit that it was necessary.

He has to supply the goat.

Don’t worry it won’t cost much; they’ll use generic entrails.

Must be some third world sh!thole country that does to have national health/single payer.

I hate MRIs…just had two in a three month span….being claustrophobic and asthmatic, I didn’t think I would live through them….what saved me was the cool breeze blowing in there and was able to breath ok to get through them. What concerned me was they put this heavy belt across my chest and pinned downed my arms! GASP! I had to do a lot of talking to myself…. NOT TO MENTION the mind blowing noise….BOO HISS with all the modern technology in the world, there has to be an improvement on this monster machine….

He doesn’t look like an old goat to me.

It will turn out that he has Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang. Which is a pre-existing condition.

Butting heads with the insurance co.

Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but CATScan.