Close to Home by John McPherson for June 20, 2019

There’s a little problem w/understanding satellite orbits…..but, never mind.

Finally the right incentive to give up golf.

And then Bilfmont Golf Club quickly became just Bilfmont Estates as the course got tore up to build more homes due to nobody playing there anymore.

Elon’s Starlink system, Aha!

Such a clever Bleeb, I thought for sure he would be the jar of golf balls. Bleeb became the a very popular caddy for he had the ability to jam the damn satellite signal. ( Not too popular with the condo"s around the course and their TV reception.)

Silicon Valley strikes again.

Trump will never play there.

I don’t golf. So who really cares about one’s score? What does it really matter? I had a boss while I was in my 20s who was in a terrible mood and took it out us underlings until Wednesday if he golfed poorly the previous Sunday. And he was rarely satisfied with his game. We were all so grateful for rainy Sundays. His raging and tantrums is a primary reason I never tried it.

Wow! Just took whatever little fun there was left in the game of golf. :)

In order to do that, it has to be an stationary orbit satellite. Not the kind that circles the earth…