Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 04, 2019

What about clown college?

Time to change nursery schools, I think.

Oddly enough, my father seriously wanted my daughter to attend West Point. Certainly a great opportunity, but she decided not to. My pointing out that Captain Scarlet was a graduate of West Point did nothing to convince her. Runs in the family maybe, since I decided not to go to the naval academy. ( Ya’ll don’t know how lucky you are I’m not in charge of underwater nukes. )

Don’cha worry, sweetie. Give it a few years and you’ll have the best in the education biz chasing you to enrol with ’em!

She’ll earn a Ph.D. from M.I.T.

So glad she didn’t end up at USAFA. Do a search on “evangelism at the Air Force Academy,” if you didn’t already know, for why.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology. D A R P A.

Beauty school? Where did that come from? Ah youth. All doors are open until you choose one. Then the others quietly fade and you find your path to your destiny begins.

Isn’t beauty school where some kids go when they feel they can’t cut it anywhere else?

Beauty school is where president collusion gets his staff.

Beauty School is her “Safety School” if she doens’t like it at MIT.

Kids ay the darndest things!

Air Force? Aim higher – Go Navy!