Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 05, 2019

huh

THAT’S a teaspoon of black hole matter?

OK, wrong wrong wrong. I am sure some physicists will be chiming in.

And more importantly, how did you get it there???

e-bay, I guess!

Chazz …. Poncho got it from "Chewy.Com " :-)

A black hole gag that non-sucks???

Nibbler poop.

If that was a black hole it would mass far more than The Earth.

Degenerate.

A pinhead sized chunk of pre-big bang matter would do the trick…and wreck the earth.

Black Holes Matter!

If it were really “black hole matter”, neither of them would be standing there to question it. Neither would the Earth. But the truth is, it’s just a few burger patties from McDonalds. That stuff sets like a brick.

That’s a really big teaspoon.

A little exaggeration on both parts. I am pretty sure a standard cannonball would seem like black hole matter to him. Ironically, a cannon ball is purposely designed to create black holes(in things like ships, walls and people).

He probably stole it from Doraemon. If Poncho ever figures out that he could also steal Doreamon’s werewolf cream, we’re in for serious trouble!

What a great prank! Where can I get one of those?

So that’s what Thor’s hammer is made of! Poncho must have found a piece after Hel broke it!

could be a ball filled with mercury

Go Poncho, go Poncho, go Poncho!!!

It has to be a piece of a Neutron Star! A Black hole is by definition a “singularity” of no physical size; but, the equivalent of infinite mass. Its presence is discoverable only by the effect of its “Event Horizon” on surrounding matter and gravitational lensing of local electromagnetic waves.