“Rock The Capital states that Butterball is the largest producer of turkey. We can express ship a turkey to you tomorrow or you can save $3 if we ship with 3 day delivery of the turkey in your shopping cart. Ship now or continue shopping?”
Reminds me of an old joke from Steven Wright where he receives as a gift a humidifier and a dehumidifier. He turns them both on and watches the battle.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ankara! (That’s where Angora fur comes from…)
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
“Rock The Capital states that Butterball is the largest producer of turkey. We can express ship a turkey to you tomorrow or you can save $3 if we ship with 3 day delivery of the turkey in your shopping cart. Ship now or continue shopping?”
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
Reminds me of an old joke from Steven Wright where he receives as a gift a humidifier and a dehumidifier. He turns them both on and watches the battle.
Kendall BoomSmith about 5 years ago
Wouldn’t own one of these spy devices for any reason…
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
Sometimes saving money is not a good idea.
BearsDown Premium Member about 5 years ago
Better ask Shari.
jagedlo about 5 years ago
better than the old gag that says “The capital of Turkey is the ‘T’”…
zippykatz about 5 years ago
Turkish lira.
david_42 about 5 years ago
I know one person who owns and uses Alexa, her husband avoids the room where it is located.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
They belong in Norm’s room, they can have a battle of wits.
JD'Huntsville'AL about 5 years ago
Isn’t the correct answer “Butterball”?
fix-n-fly about 5 years ago
Istanbul – was Constantinople…