Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 21, 2019

A couple of smart asses!

Straighten up or fly right….

I just knew that Baby Finster would grow up to be a bad person.

Back in pilot training, I was subjected to one of those gimbled chairs that can rotate in all directions. Even after I opened my eyes, I couldn’t tell which end was up.

P.S. If you ever have the opportunity to do this, don’t eat a heavy meal immediately beforehand.

I once lined opposing walls of my apartment with pictures at a mirror image angle, (about 30°). It was disorienting to anyone who walked in the door.

Oh, that’s just part of the program. Week one starts out by leaning everyone and everything to the side, and slowly straighten out each subsequent week.

Some people have humor disorders – and I like them.

The proverbial “half a bubble off?”

This is like the guy who went into the bank and asked the teller if she’d check his balance. So, she pushed him.

Here we help you get in touch with your inner ear.

I like their impression of the Leaning Tower of Pizza. I mean, Pisa.

So, is this the latest one to suffer from “failure-to-update disease”?

rough monday, dave?

2 days old……and I love this comic strip!