Okay… not sister Florence, but still can hardly wait to know what her and Marigold’s parents are like. (What could possibly be in the Ferny’s parents’ cupcakes that would make them — the cupcakes — a fear?)
Come on Phoebe, don’t fear the cupcakesPhoebe take my hoof, don’t fear the cupcakesWe’ll be able to fly (in a Rainbow orb), don’t fear the cupcakesPhoebe, I’m Infernus the Unicorn of Death
Best. Parent. Names. Ever. With names like that, you’ll never need punish your kids. They will live in mortal fear and dread and grow up to be very level-headed people. Or unicorns, whichever. (Hey, unicorns are “people”, right?) I wonder what his siblings are named? I vote for “Inevitable Apocalypse” and “Universal Implosion”.
Ok, so are those their middle names? (infernas’s parents?) Because I thought it said the other day that everyone in his family was called so-and-so, “The Unicorn of Death”
Speaking of last names, Howell == Henry Cowell, right?
Averagemoe about 5 years ago
If you want a name to stand out among unicorns, give it a name like “Diego”.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Okay… not sister Florence, but still can hardly wait to know what her and Marigold’s parents are like. (What could possibly be in the Ferny’s parents’ cupcakes that would make them — the cupcakes — a fear?)
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
The cupcakes… OF DOOM.
Kwen about 5 years ago
Did Phoebe turned suddenly black too?
kaykeyser about 5 years ago
I bet the most dangerous of all unicorns is named “Kindly harmless quietly in the corner keeper of pocket lint and peter of bunnies”
codycab about 5 years ago
I fear the parents.
boneroller42 about 5 years ago
Better keep the cupcakes away from Marigold’s shadow…..
enigmamz about 5 years ago
I never did like anything colored blue. Not cheese, not any blue “raspberry” (raspberries are RED (ish))
Aladar30 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Best Unicorn parents ever!
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
A very interesting reunion. Can I take it these cupcakes are safe for human consumption?
SkyFisher about 5 years ago
Maledicta…I wonder if Dana named her after Sir Quimp’s sword. https://www.gocomics.com/the-middle-age/2017/08/02
salenstormwing about 5 years ago
Come on Phoebe, don’t fear the cupcakesPhoebe take my hoof, don’t fear the cupcakesWe’ll be able to fly (in a Rainbow orb), don’t fear the cupcakesPhoebe, I’m Infernus the Unicorn of Death
scyphi26 about 5 years ago
It must be a naming tradition in that family, those dark and not necessarily fitting names…
lebeck4 about 5 years ago
I love Phoebe and her Unicorn! I use a British accent for Marigold when reading the comic aloud, does anyone else? #AsGoodAsCalvinAndHobbes
mistie710 about 5 years ago
Well neighbody said anything about the ingredients; flour, sugar, eggs, rainbow pegasus…
Comic Minister Premium Member about 5 years ago
I remember Phoebe’s middle name!
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
Well, at least Ferny looks like the parents’ offspring, which is more than I can say for some unicorns….
Snoots about 5 years ago
Best. Parent. Names. Ever. With names like that, you’ll never need punish your kids. They will live in mortal fear and dread and grow up to be very level-headed people. Or unicorns, whichever. (Hey, unicorns are “people”, right?) I wonder what his siblings are named? I vote for “Inevitable Apocalypse” and “Universal Implosion”.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
“Come to the darks side, we have cupcakes?” — hmm
cafed00d Premium Member about 5 years ago
Due to budget cuts, we are having a bake sale to finance armageddon.
dogday Premium Member about 5 years ago
Oh DANA!!! The NAMES!!!! You could write a book about the names alone! (Good thing there was no HN when my son was born!)
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
Ok, so are those their middle names? (infernas’s parents?) Because I thought it said the other day that everyone in his family was called so-and-so, “The Unicorn of Death”
Speaking of last names, Howell == Henry Cowell, right?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 4 months ago
I’d so wanna ask him when doomsday will be(for a friend). ;P