Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 26, 2019

If you want a name to stand out among unicorns, give it a name like “Diego”.

Okay… not sister Florence, but still can hardly wait to know what her and Marigold’s parents are like. (What could possibly be in the Ferny’s parents’ cupcakes that would make them — the cupcakes — a fear?)

The cupcakes… OF DOOM.

Did Phoebe turned suddenly black too?

I bet the most dangerous of all unicorns is named “Kindly harmless quietly in the corner keeper of pocket lint and peter of bunnies”

I fear the parents.

Better keep the cupcakes away from Marigold’s shadow…..

I never did like anything colored blue. Not cheese, not any blue “raspberry” (raspberries are RED (ish))

Best Unicorn parents ever!

A very interesting reunion. Can I take it these cupcakes are safe for human consumption?

Maledicta…I wonder if Dana named her after Sir Quimp’s sword. https://www.gocomics.com/the-middle-age/2017/08/02

Come on Phoebe, don’t fear the cupcakesPhoebe take my hoof, don’t fear the cupcakesWe’ll be able to fly (in a Rainbow orb), don’t fear the cupcakesPhoebe, I’m Infernus the Unicorn of Death

It must be a naming tradition in that family, those dark and not necessarily fitting names…

I love Phoebe and her Unicorn! I use a British accent for Marigold when reading the comic aloud, does anyone else? #AsGoodAsCalvinAndHobbes

Well neighbody said anything about the ingredients; flour, sugar, eggs, rainbow pegasus…

I remember Phoebe’s middle name!

Well, at least Ferny looks like the parents’ offspring, which is more than I can say for some unicorns….

Best. Parent. Names. Ever. With names like that, you’ll never need punish your kids. They will live in mortal fear and dread and grow up to be very level-headed people. Or unicorns, whichever. (Hey, unicorns are “people”, right?) I wonder what his siblings are named? I vote for “Inevitable Apocalypse” and “Universal Implosion”.

“Come to the darks side, we have cupcakes?” — hmm

Due to budget cuts, we are having a bake sale to finance armageddon.

Oh DANA!!! The NAMES!!!! You could write a book about the names alone! (Good thing there was no HN when my son was born!)

Ok, so are those their middle names? (infernas’s parents?) Because I thought it said the other day that everyone in his family was called so-and-so, “The Unicorn of Death”

Speaking of last names, Howell == Henry Cowell, right?

I’d so wanna ask him when doomsday will be(for a friend). ;P