Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 11, 2019

Well, I say poop to your house too!

P,S. 4th type of friend- One that asks you to help them move cuz you have a truck.

Or friends that have seen you naked and love you anyway.

Like Winnie the Pooh, only more Pooh.

Friends who not only help you bury the bodies but also bring the shovel. :)

Gawd, that brought back funny memories from my childhood (1950s). We traveled a lot, and my mother (an RN with a Bachelor of Science degree) carried a can of Ajax everywhere we went. Every motel, she’d wash the entire bathroom. We thought everybody did the same thing. . .imagine our surprise as we got older.

In all my travels I’ve been to 49 states (watch out North Dakota, I’m coming for you) and many countries. However, I can not say that I have truly been anywhere unless I’ve been there long enough to poop on it.

What a crappy comment section today.

I once heard of “refrigerator” friends – these are the friends whose fridges you feel free to open to get yourself a snack, without having to ask first.

You have normal friends? That seems abnormal.

I always wondered about the question " Do you care if use your bathroom and TAKE A Poop ?"(Trying to be polite here. ) I mean it’s not like ya gotta Six Pack of them in there.

2½. Friends whose house you can comfortably pee at.

I know a lot of people whose houses I will uncomfortably poop at, and if I do it’s because I have to, not because I want to.