False Knees by Joshua Barkman for September 02, 2019

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    Ida No  about 5 years ago

    Harder to feel put out by a petty teenager when you can’t say “I worked my fingers to the bone making this meal for you. You’re going to eat it, and you’re going to be thankful for it whether you like it or not.” Not when dinner falls dead at your feet.

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    katina.cooper  about 5 years ago

    A vegan vulture. Oh no.

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    That way he doesn’t have to fight for food.

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Carrion, my wayward son…

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    prrdh  about 5 years ago

    I won’t eat roadkill!

    I don’t eat roadkill!

    Eating roadkill is wrong!

    (Apologies to Swann & Flanders)

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    Gerard:D  about 5 years ago

    Vegans are so angry.

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    NaturLvr  about 5 years ago

    How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!

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    danshen  about 5 years ago

    I think the rotting flesh will, in fact, eat itself. That’s how rotting works, right? Well, not technically, but you know what I mean….

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    Zev   about 5 years ago

    Carrion, Timmy!

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    Widdershins  about 5 years ago

    Where’s Lassie when you need her?

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    Bacən  almost 5 years ago

    Fine, fine, just carrion… don’t mind me.

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