Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2019

Well done.

Undercooked, and they can make you sick.

She is looking for tender love.

Good thing she isn’t looking for Steak Tartare, those are even more rare.

Also, I imagine the sausage would be a big hit with the ladies. Just look at his winning smile.

It’s Summer. They’ve all been brined and slow dried and have become jerky.

Saw off the horns and show them a lit match.

You can tell she’s had some work done.

She probably thought guys would prefer a little more meat on her bones…

But it doesn’t look very natural…. and now she’s fit to be tied.

The longer she stews over it, the less she’ll appeal to one of those rare fellows.

Sad, cos her future happiness is at steak.

Well done, Dan. Well done.

Make no bones about that!

Glad to see she’s been cured of her over-acting.

Another meat market full of lonely people.

The Meet Market Bar

Wow, I’ve really got a beef with these comments!

I want the one with the least processing.

hey ladies, I got a T-Bone here if you’re interested

Nice premise, but he butchered it!