Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 05, 2019

The star classification system is a lot easier now that they wear tracking numbers…

With billions of other stars in the universe, maybe he should delegate.

Let’s see….. No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No….

Harland Williams singing When You Wish Upon A Star in Rocketman-

https://youtu.be/c0erT48Mo7I

Go tell Calvin and Hobbes what happened!

It’s a tough life, but somebody’s gotta do it.

I just read the Calvin and Hobbes strip for today… now I know why Calvin didn’t receive his “cool million” he asked for!!

Stop trying so hard to be first!

Today’s Calvin and Hobbes reprint is also based on the wishing star theme.

Must be social media keeping him busy….

Hi! Twinkle Star here. My wish-mailbox is full, please try again in a thousand years.

That start Must have my wishes. :-(

When you wish upon a star,

You should do so from afar.

For if you wish “upon” a star,

You’re burned through and through.

That must be the star I used!

Stars live a long, very long time. And the universe is big, very big.

Carpe ironiam (my apologies to Jeanette Jordan, Latin teacher): https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2019/07/05

“I really wish that teleprompter didn’t break. Good thing that I know American history so bigly”

So that’s why. I picked an overworked star! I thought it was the best and brightest!

He was of twentith magnitude.

I’m surprised he has any. Compare to the others, he is certainly no “little star!”

That’s were my darned wishes are!

must be the star people are wishing Trump out of office

Ha ha, Cute! Lol!