That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 21, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    It’s a big deal when the King’s Tinder date arrives.

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you’re concerned about the carpet, I’d worry more about what the monkey’s doing than anyone’s sandals.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Queen of Sheba displaying her swagger to King Solomon.

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    Papared25  over 5 years ago

    “Honey, if you don’t get the air conditioner fixed the seventh veil is coming off too! My pits haven’t been dry for a month!”

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    “Forgive the mess, you did not give me time to clean the palace.”

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    Buzzworld  over 5 years ago

    “My God Carol. I go away for a week…wait are those Peacocks? Why are there Peacocks in the living room?”

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    rmremail  over 5 years ago

    next on “Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire”: contestant number 3, come on down! It’s time for your test ride.

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    Econ01  over 5 years ago

    “It’s good to be the king!” Mel Brooks, History of the World, Part I.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    “We’ll take out these stairs for a more open floorplan, and remove those columns and put in some French doors for natural lighting. . . .”

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    I’m telling you, if those roofers come up with one more excuse, and don’t show, there will be hell to pay.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 5 years ago

    They said "you ain’t visiting Rome/ so she just took her toothbrush and comb/ she was sorely distressed/ as they stared at her breast/ that she’d left her brassiere at home.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    Nice place, but no roof. Funding for this project is a no-brainer. C’mon people, join in, “WHAT DO WE WANT? WE WANT A ROOF! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WE WANT IT NOW!” Everybody, “WHAT DO WE WANT? WE WANT A ROOF! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WE WANT IT NOW!”

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    epaphus8  over 5 years ago

    “Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of Ikea Baghdad!”

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    His head? You sure know how to kill a good party vibe. Tell me again what you got against this John The Baptist guy…

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    anomaly  over 5 years ago

    “Welcome to the Bacchanal. Seating near the restroom requires a reservation.”

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 5 years ago

    King Thaddeus the first, just banned bras from his castle, the guys loved him. gals were indifferent.

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    PatsyL.Paul  over 5 years ago

    “Take one step forward! No, go back! I didn’t say ‘Solomon Sez!’ "

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    gileshead  over 5 years ago

    That architecure doesn’t exactly scream “carpet!”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Leave your sandals on. The flea treatment on the carpet hasn’t dried.

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