They said "you ain’t visiting Rome/ so she just took her toothbrush and comb/ she was sorely distressed/ as they stared at her breast/ that she’d left her brassiere at home.
Nice place, but no roof. Funding for this project is a no-brainer. C’mon people, join in, “WHAT DO WE WANT? WE WANT A ROOF! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WE WANT IT NOW!” Everybody, “WHAT DO WE WANT? WE WANT A ROOF! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WE WANT IT NOW!”
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
It’s a big deal when the King’s Tinder date arrives.
Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
If you’re concerned about the carpet, I’d worry more about what the monkey’s doing than anyone’s sandals.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Queen of Sheba displaying her swagger to King Solomon.
Papared25 over 5 years ago
“Honey, if you don’t get the air conditioner fixed the seventh veil is coming off too! My pits haven’t been dry for a month!”
juncarlo over 5 years ago
“Forgive the mess, you did not give me time to clean the palace.”
Buzzworld over 5 years ago
“My God Carol. I go away for a week…wait are those Peacocks? Why are there Peacocks in the living room?”
rmremail over 5 years ago
next on “Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire”: contestant number 3, come on down! It’s time for your test ride.
Econ01 over 5 years ago
“It’s good to be the king!” Mel Brooks, History of the World, Part I.
Bookworm over 5 years ago
“We’ll take out these stairs for a more open floorplan, and remove those columns and put in some French doors for natural lighting. . . .”
J Short over 5 years ago
I’m telling you, if those roofers come up with one more excuse, and don’t show, there will be hell to pay.
Call me Ishmael over 5 years ago
They said "you ain’t visiting Rome/ so she just took her toothbrush and comb/ she was sorely distressed/ as they stared at her breast/ that she’d left her brassiere at home.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Nice place, but no roof. Funding for this project is a no-brainer. C’mon people, join in, “WHAT DO WE WANT? WE WANT A ROOF! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WE WANT IT NOW!” Everybody, “WHAT DO WE WANT? WE WANT A ROOF! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WE WANT IT NOW!”
epaphus8 over 5 years ago
“Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of Ikea Baghdad!”
Another Take over 5 years ago
His head? You sure know how to kill a good party vibe. Tell me again what you got against this John The Baptist guy…
anomaly over 5 years ago
“Welcome to the Bacchanal. Seating near the restroom requires a reservation.”
d1234dick Premium Member over 5 years ago
King Thaddeus the first, just banned bras from his castle, the guys loved him. gals were indifferent.
PatsyL.Paul over 5 years ago
“Take one step forward! No, go back! I didn’t say ‘Solomon Sez!’ "
gileshead over 5 years ago
That architecure doesn’t exactly scream “carpet!”
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Leave your sandals on. The flea treatment on the carpet hasn’t dried.