The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 28, 2019

That doesn’t stop you from DOING it.

One of the silliest pieces of legalese ever – according to them one can’t even talk about the game without permission. Always thought it would good if a million people would send a request for permission to talk about the game after every game.

Can you promulgate them instead – all sounds rather nugatory to me though (game and legalese)

TL:DR verson: DVR this game and you go to jail. Never mind there have been SCOTUS rulings that stated that it’s all right to record TV programs for later viewing.

He may not what “disseminated” means, but all he has to do is look at his kid and know the results.

It’s the opposite of inseminate. So like when you are going to have relations with your wife and she says, “Not tonight dear, I have a headache”. She just disseminated you. Sorry to be so graphic. I know what it really means, it’s just that my wife has been disseminating me for the past 5 to 7 days.

And don’t tear off the tag from your mattress.ICU ;)

Well, Brutus, it’s like this: the last time you were ‘disseminated’, the result was Wilberforce…does that help?

Away from the subject for a moment. It always cracks me up the way Wilberforce (and Hattie) hang on the back of chair. I would think their arms would get really, really tired! And the kids never get any taller.

Now we know why he only has one kid.

Oxford Dictionaries: “having spread throughout an organ or the body.” That might hurt!

That’s when the doctor takes a sperm sample…