Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 11, 2019

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    therese_callahan2002  over 5 years ago

    Little Hagar.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    It’s almost time for dinner. Now go wash up hun.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    And he’s found a pet dragon too.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    He’s getting trained up right!

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    Ukko wilko  over 5 years ago

    Ah yes, it takes a pillage to raise a child….

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    And he handed over all the loot to his Mama… such a little angel!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now go over there and untie your friend and put out that fire!

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    WASTEE Premium Member over 5 years ago

    First question – why did this gag never occur to the guy who’s been doing Hagar the Horrible for the last forty years?

    As is well known, the Vikings did not wear horned helmets. Horned helmets were the invention of a Nineteenth Century costume designer for a Wagnerian opera. And even if they had worn them, their women and children would not have.

    Not to mention that no child at that time, or for hundreds of years after, had a sandbox.

    But the biggest question is, why does the Viking ship in the distance have a Christian symbol (a Maltese cross) on the sail? (Let’s leave aside the fact that the ship seems to have two sails, which no Viking ship ever did, and that the wind blowing the pennant at the top of the mast is blowing in a completely different direction from the wind blowing the sails.) Whatever else the Vikings may have been, they were certainly not Christians. Perhaps the Maltese cross is a symbol from other cultures, including the Vikings.

    This is a subject that requires exhaustive research. Which I am not going to do.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    There will be repercussions. Wait until he’s friend bring out his old battle axe. Never mind, I see he has one too.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    “- Frederic: Now, less than a hundred years ago, pirates used to really operate around here… raping and pillaging!

    - Mabel Stanley: God, I’d hate to be pillaged.”

    From The Pirate Movie 1982

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