Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 05, 2019

I guess “Sounds of Silence” by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel won’t do.

Give Bob a fiver, he’ll clam up.

Alternately, ask for 4’33"

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@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp request as a treat for Flo is for Guitar Bob is Bob being silent :o) right? my avatar is an oxymoron , if the child was gifted , he would not try to push a door labled pull would he , how was your day , our Finally Friday should be busy but not hectic and this afternoon we will be having our fav nosh which you already know what it is , thanks for caring pal.

At least, Andy could have said “Please”… :D

Andy could ask him for a solo, so low we can’t hear him.

Ha. Could have said the old one, “Could you please sing Far Far Away?”

Bob gets no respect. And he may earn it too.

Maybe a guitar instrumental by El Kabong (aka Quick Draw McGraw)

Bob will sing you a song for a fiver. For a tenner he won´t.

Guitar Bob wouldn’t be asked to play there if he was that bad.

Sounds like a reasonable request.

Reminds me of a bar in was in a LONG time ago. There was a four piece band and the lead guitar was also a “singer.” The crowd was pretty much ignoring them and the singer made a fatal mistake. He asked if there were any requests and one guy who’d had at least one too many — enough, anyway to make him very honest — said, “Play the juke box.”