Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 26, 2019

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    “In my country, it means “you’re a dork”."

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yet another strong-arm tactic that fails…

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    A friend got one. #26 with eggroll

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    After the third time you make that joke, you would get a black eye. Might as well get a tattoo of black eye while you are at it.

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    drycurt  over 5 years ago

    Why? It’s not funny.

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    amaneaux  over 5 years ago

    I want to get a tattoo that says “I’m an idiot.” Then people will ask me, “Why’d you get — Ohhh!”

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    syzygy47  over 5 years ago

    I’m the only one in my clique who doesn’t have a tat. I have pointed out that, in fact, I do. Then I take off my watch revealing a watch sketched in with a marker pen. I say, so if I ever forget my watch…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    I have thought about it but ultimately I found it distracting from the beauty of the human body.

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