Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 11, 2019

Albino pandas… not polar bears?

Now we know polar bears are just albino bears who travelled north.

So, that’s where The Locust went after bothering The Phantom at his mesa.

“Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe….”

I have a twisted septum that means one nostril does 90 percent of my breathing.

Did the locusts come down and die, or did they eat all vegetation away and ascend again?

The Italians should’ve listened to Moses.

Regarding the one about the nostrils: I noticed that when I was a kid.

The nostril thing is not true for everyone.

It was the annual locust convention. It is held in a different city each year.

So, when one of my nostrils is not taking in air when I breathe is it taking a breather?

So said the official governement approved news agency: “That is not a polar bear. It is an albino panda.”

Polar Pandas.

locusts are kosher according to The Bible…probably tastes like it’s cousin the shrimp

Since it happens naturally, learning to do nadi shodhana is a waste of time?