Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 12, 2019

Now there’s a guy who needs a better hobby. He’s got to know the end by now.

Okay, he did improve on Copernicus’ theories, but he didn’t have to leave him that rude gesture.

Alanis going into the Guinness Book of World Records or something?

Is Agustin keeping a tally of all the mistakes in the movie?

200; how many more times will avengers endgame play in theaters before it’s shelved?

No creature breathes through their lungs. Creatures typically breathe through their nose and send air into their lungs.

Don’t let the PC crowd know that. They’d want to censor Galileo’s finger!

He didn’t have anything better to waste his money other than that preposterously dumb movie I guess.

So that’s where the middle figure came from !

When it’s downright, weird, ridiculous, scary, depraved, unprecedented or shocking, it is usually preceded by the words “Florida Man”

Before I got to the text, I thought he was William Shawnee.

Alanis has spent roughly thirteen days watching that movie.

Poor man, takes him that many views to “get” the plot?

Obviously, Agustin doesn’t have a girlfriend; and will likely never have one.

Agustin Alanis needs to get a life. And thanks for giving us the finger, Galileo.

Keep going to the same movie. Those actors need your money much more than you do.

Agustin desperately needs a girlfriend.

my headcanon is that Galileo specifically had that finger preserved so it could be pointed at the church for all of time.

Galileo’s last word to the Pope…

…I mean, Endgame was a good movie, but it wasn’t THAT good

Ye old one finger salute sure has a lot of history behind it.

All at once on “Endgame”? If so, when did he take a leak?

Insects also lack lungs; all breathe through their skin, or at least the skin not covered by chiton.

Just buy the Blu Ray or DVD.