Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 16, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Why can’t humans understand?! It’s kitty-love!! (My GF once found a neatly excised mouse liver at her front door.)

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Maybe next time a chipmunk?

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Mine doesn’t present me with rodents, she takes them straight to the downstairs landing and starts eating them. I guess she doesn’t like to share, I don’t even get offered a drumstick.

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    DebUSNRet  over 5 years ago

    In my yard,it’s leaving slow squirrels by the bottom step of my back deck, Unfortunately, my yard guy ran over it with my mower…yuuucch. Harder to pick squirrel parts with the plastic bag!

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    We had a very lovable cat years ago who was unable to understand why we wouldn’t let her bring dead birds inside. To say nothing of the garden snakes.

    Yes, yes, I know. Bird lovers don’t find predatory cats lovable.

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    joeatwork212  over 5 years ago

    Had a rescue part Lab that brought my wife a bird. She didn’t like it even after I told her it takes a long time to teach a dog to retrieve like that.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    She doesn’t complain when I catch the ones in the house.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Our cat left us a snake that she’d chewed the head off of. Freaked us out as it looked like a coral snake but investigation showed it to be a Sonoran Shovelhead.

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    ajakimber425  over 5 years ago

    Well, technically, that’s not the kind of present I would want, either! What she and others don’t understand. You’re protecting their property from rodents like them. So, she should appreciate it. In a way.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    So let’s bring her a bigger rodent.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Our cat brings us live mousies. Because, we think, she is concerned at how inept we are about catching them, and wants us to get more practice. And we always react in much this way (but usually livelier) to such a gift.

    We have become epter mouse catchers: Bash it with a broom until stunned, then scoop it into the dust pan and out the door asap before the stun wears off.

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    katzenbooks45  over 5 years ago

    I’d rather have the dead mouse on the porch than the live snake in the kitchen that my tiny terrorist brought me. I do have to be careful stepping into the welcome mat, though, not to tread on the remains of the prey (voles, lizards, and chipmunks, mostly).

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    Physicsfreak  over 5 years ago

    Mice, kangaroo rats, BIG moths, rabbits, lizards, Black Ninja Cat is a hunter.

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    adrianrune  over 5 years ago

    I once had a job where the owner’s dog really liked me. I was at my desk one day and saw the pooch approaching out of the corner of my eye. When I felt a weight on my thigh, I thought it was her head and reached down to scratch her behind the ears. Felt something wet and sticky. The dog had given me a badly deteriorated (to the point of maggots) groundhog head. True love.

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