Close to Home by John McPherson for August 04, 2019

I understand that “waiting for your wife to get ready to go out” one. Then again, since she likes to sleep a lot, I’d have to add one for “waiting for your wife to wake up”.

“..Rusty old halo, Skinny white cloud. Robe that is tattered and torn…”

See, and you thought the lines at Disney World were long?

Thats 57,616 days, who lives to be 157+? By the way my nickname is Pprey the pedantic.

Whole new meaning to our phrase, “I’m stuck in this line forever, This is taking forever!!”

How many days spent on hold on the phone? An eternity spent listening to that “Music” would be Hell.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pete…. just… AM I IN OR NOT??”

That’s one heck of a lot of lawn cutting. Did he cut the whole neighbourhood’s?

So here’s the question: are these his sins or his virtues?

…and then add those billable hours and Methuselah becomes a piker!

In other words, he’s already been through purgatory.

Wouldn’t you know, stuck in flippin’ line again.

I guess Bleeb didn’t make it. Oh, never mind, 2003.

Wow, Google has sure been tracking a lot of user data on this guy. If he opted out of data collection, would that be a virtue?

…moving on to the next ’toon….

…moving on to “Committed”….

They need to open another line.

Math doesn’t work, that list is well over 150 years worth of days, and he hasn’t even gotten to work yet.

Just using the work days based on a 20 day work month. Makes him about 93, looks pretty good for a 93 year old.

Wow the 3rd heavens gate comic I’ve seen today.

Is that one guy in line a redneck?