In Security by Bea R. for July 02, 2019

A blushing pink cosmopolitan fluffy pussy.

Nah. Too easy.

@Bea R: how did you come up with the lettering in the 3rd panel, without getting a cramp in your wrists?

Anything I say about that name will get me flamed or beaten.

Well Ellie’s drink looks pretty, yet if I ordered that for my date she’d probably slap me as soon as the name left my lips.

Panel#1 probably sets a record for the amount of liquor in this strip, and panel#3 a record for the amount of girliness! XD

Come to think of it “One Piece” featured a lot of bars, I can’t remember each one, but I wonder if Bea based this place off one from that anime?

I wonder if someone in the bar will figure it out for the Hubbs, there could be trouble!

I’ve a fondness for Shirley Temples. ✨❤️✨

…just the name is making me blush…

=:-O

I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre. Yup. A Coke.

Ask AlI for a taste Hubbs. Use the full name.

That’s the worst name since the Rexona Girl 24H Intensive Pussy Wind Hello Kitty Anti-Perspirant (;-P)

At least it’s not flaming.Yet.

It is girly, because she is girly. Poor Hubbs.

What’s “unexpected” is that Ellie could get get a drink like that in a place like that.

It seems every inch a saloon, to quote “It’s a Wonderful Life,” I think…. “We serve hard drinks to get hard men drunk, fast.”

Hubbs has no idea what kind of, umm, drink he is missing out on.

Today seems to be a good day to tell everyone how to make: “A Broken Promise.”

Ingredients:

Coke in a swan neck bottle.

Rum.

Cherry Fizzy, or Alka Seltzer, or Pop Rocks.

Can of whipped cream.

Empty medical geletin capsules.

Parafin wax.

Magic Shell chocolate.

Stainless steel straw.

A lit candle.

Grind up the Seltzer and put it into the capsules. Pour out some of the Coke and add the rum to taste. Add the capsules and then pour in a layer of parafin to seal the top. (The swan neck being very important.) Add the Magic Shell to hide the parafin. Place in refrigerator until the Shell hardens and the capsules dissolve.

Fill the stainless steel straw with whipped cream. (Thicker steel works best. You might buy a length at the hardware store.)

Serve to an unsuspecting female of choice (usually.) Have her wear a bib (if you’re kind.) Tell her to heat up the lower end of the straw to melt through the chocolate.

She will understand why the drink is called A Broken Promise.

can’t tell you that here. This is a family strip.

I’m trying to figure out the guy in the far end of the bar with the dark jacket and long hair over one eye. The other eye looks to have dark eyeliner design under it. Looks like an anime character I’ve seen but can’t place…

What’s amazing is that in a “Man’s Sports Bar” the bartender was able to mix that concoction. How many of these before El slips up and opens her shirt or whatever?

Yeah, “Al,” but Hubbs asked you about the drink.

Fantastic first panel…

Sounds girlie, looks girlie, is girlie.

I like how the Gronk fan, mourning the retirement of his hero, is consoled by his buddy. Next round’s on me…

Prediction….Someone get too hammered on you know whats, (can’t type it with a straight face or fingers) and forgets her wig after using the women’s loo. When she comes “out”, Hubb’s is totally confused. Hi jinx ensues as every man in the bar hits on El.