Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 19, 2019

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    In this car?!

    Portentous for Broomie in colour!

    https://bit.ly/2O6C3cG

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It wasn’t just the speeding, you broke the sound barrier! (And nobody knows how to fix it.)

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Broom’s Broom is on the blink again….

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    sheilag  over 5 years ago

    Is EVERY trooper where she lives 400lbs? :-P

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    e.groves  over 5 years ago

    Doesn’t she drive a ‘55 Plymouth? Pretty sure it won’t go that fast.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You should not say that to someone who pulled you over, but at least she did not say, ‘THAT fat?’

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Riding sidesaddle on a broom is not nearly as comfy as sitting in a hot car. So she stuffed her broom up the exhaust pipe for a bit of extra boost.. and better mileage.

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    hk Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, this isn’t Jacksonville FL, no one gets tickets for speeding here. Cops afraid to give tickets.

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    tcayer  over 5 years ago

    When the cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” you say:

    “Isn’t that YOUR job?”“No, but I bet you’re going to tell me!”“If you don’t know I’m not telling you!”

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    amaneaux  over 5 years ago

    Might that little old lady happen to be from Pasadena?

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    She fought the law and the law won.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    “Honest, I thought that sign that said 267 was the speed limit”…

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    Next time use your broom and fly above everything.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    The Fairy Tale of the Little Green Witch and the Seven Burly Troopers. It’s not all sweetness and light….

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You’d think she would’ve used her broom to travel

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