Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 28, 2019

Help me, help meeeeeee

Looks like Horace blew it…!

He could have just breathed in by accident and then exhaled and had a CO2 guitar. It would be a little heavier

Air guitars need special handling.

Double the irony—he was playing the Beetles “Help!” at the time this happened.

This looks like a job for his imaginary friend, Fred!

I have a set of air guitar strings hanging on my wall. Really. Still in the package.

It wouldn’t have happened if he had just concentrated on forming hands from hooves…

As luck would have it, it was devoured by an air guitar eating tree.

I believe Jeff Beck took it. It was out of tune. He’ll bring it back when fixed.

I don’t mean to quibble here… but, isn’t the singular “hoof” and not “hoove”?

It could have been worse. He could have been playing, “Ouch,” by the Rutles.

Please please me…