Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 20, 2019

“Doc, you won’t believe me if I told you…”

I am not sure which side of his body took the hit, probably both. I managed to live this long without sliding down the bannister and I’ll just mark it down as something I never did in this life.

Ouch!

I bet that hurt ! Put a Band-Aid on it ;-)

“MOM! You won’t believe what Dad did!”

Well, 10 points for the excellent drawing, but nothing for the subject. What is his wife supposed to do?

What? … so she can kiss them and make them feel better?

You’re better off dealing with it yourself, cartoon guy. If your wife finds out what dumb thing you were doing, she’ll never let you forget it. You’ll just be adding insult to your injury.

There goes the Statue of Liberty at the end of the rail….

This guy is so anal.

NOW is the time to ask him anything!

“Swell, really swell! Do you have any other dumb stunts, dear?”

It happens on bicycles too.

Now why did he do it that way? Don’t answer.

Bob was confused. He had came home early on several occasions and found his wife sliding down the bannister with a smile on her face.

Fusilli banister?

The banister ride wasn’t the smartest decision and NOW your gonna compound it by bringing in, quite possibly, your biggest critic?

Hey! She might be my mother but she’s your wife! You scream for her.

Dad – what happened to your voice?

Rack’em up!

Got wood?

Read this yesterday and could not stop laughing. Same today.

When I was about 12, I slid down a bannister facing downstairs. Big mistake.