Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2019

My roll model ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.All along, along there were incidents and accidents; there were hints and allegations.

At 9:32 AM Eastern time today (7:32 AM for those of you in Mountain), Apollo 11 lifted off from Kennedy Space Center.

No, I’m definitely not counting the seconds until 2:17 Mountain time on July 20th, 2019, which will be 50 years to the minute since the moon landing in tranquility base…

And yet, yesterday’s strip is still not displaying.

Don’t be so sure about that, Rat.

Pig, do you really want your roll model to be part of dinner? I mean there are several commenters on this site who always see you as a hunk of burning pork.

Oh, I don’t know about that, Rat. I’d bet there are at least a few people out there who would like to make a little bread while making “bad” puns.

The most famous roll model was at the last supper

(No, not that one)

Yesterday’s -https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/pearlsbeforeswine/s-2227941

Whatever, Rat, roll model or not, ya gotta keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (what?)

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (come on)

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ (yeah)

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’..

If Pig was working on a toilet roll, would that pass muster?

Stephan your losing it!!

No Butter ? …….. Croc Power !

Steph, you’re not on a roll.

Mine is Charlie Chaplin.

Rollin rollin rollin

Great, now everyone with a 3D printer is going to waste hours on a stupid roll to go with the dumb boat.

Let the good times role

An ill-bread strip today.

To be a rock and not to roll …

Let that one roll out with the tide.

I feel like “kneads” makes this pun better.

Preferably with sesame seeds on it.

♫♪ Rollin another one ♪♫

Oh yes, he is! He’s MINE!

And, thereby, Pig inspires more people to become dinner rolls!

This one did definitely not raise the bar.

Nice!

He’s on a roll!

Needs butter.

Pastis should be Rat’s role model. I mean, the guy gets away with anything.

Foghat had an untitled album featuring just a picture of an actual rock and a dinner roll.

I wonder if Pastis’ mother’s maiden name was Baker; he must do this only because he kneads the dough.

Have you been Rick-rolled?

Stephan, you outdid yourself today! Great laugh, thanks.

Aww. I am starting to feel sorry for pathetically-attempting-to-be-humorous Cartoon-Boy! He is a left-handed Greek-ancestry cartoon-cartoonist, after all. Though I fear him even bearing puns. Buns. Whatever….

And we’re rolling, rolling, rolling on the river…