Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 18, 2019

Was wondering if Verne was in trouble there.

For Death to be greedy just seems doubly wrong. You got acknowledgment from Verne, recognition, and (human?) contact. Asking for his death is, if you’ll pardon the pun, beyond the pale.

Or a Walmart gift card ;-)

Take him out for curry.

“If nothing ever died, then life would have no meaning” is the stupidest BS ever said. Life gives life meaning. Death is the end of whatever meaning you might have had.

Someone’s been reading Terry Pratchett. "If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

Much longer in the tub and you might leave as turtle soup.

You know what pisses Death off more than anything?People being late.

If nothing ever died it would get awfully crowded around here.

You can’t win with Death!

There are worse things than Death. And Death isn’t asking for anything more than is expected of Verne anyway. Creepy snit, anyway. And Verne is sharing his soaking water. Bleh.

Everything comes in good time so why is Death so anxious?