Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 23, 2019

A second little Haywire on the way?

What he’s really afraid of is paying the alimony.

Dump him? Not KA-DIVORCE!!!

I wonder if she fell for Jenkins. Breezy should’ve tried to find Rip earlier. Way earlier.

That’s the dog talking; Breezy is still one for Rip, all for Rip.

“I … I’m not going to lose you again.”

That’s NOT a pre-divorce chat intro.

Ka-OBLIVIOUS!

Ka-DOPE. (We were all thinking it)

yep. To good looking women, one with what I presume is your baby, and, you go running after doomsday? Boy, are your priorities mixed up, Rip.

KA-PREGGERS makes more sense. Look at Rip run!

KA-DOOMSDAY!

Breezy is going to have to realize she will always come second in Rip’s life. Not trying to be mean. It’s just the facts.

Is Breezy pregnant?

Well, Rip named his adopted son Rip Jr., and their daughter is still named Fireball. What could be a good name for a third child?

Forgive me if this isn’t news to you, but an anagram of his name is “Hairy Wiper.”

What does she NEED to tell Rip? How about “I’m pregnant!”