Close to Home by John McPherson for July 15, 2019

That will be quite a scene when the 4 of them all try to get out of the bank all at once and then pile into their getaway car. Maybe their getaway car is a transportation van with a nursing home logo painted on the side.

Bet they parked in a handicap space

Don’t try to mess with them — they have no fear of death. They have one foot in the grave already.

Patty Hearst’s last fling.

I have to wonder just how quick of a getaway they can pull off.

Grandma needs some extra spending money for new tennis balls for her walker. And have you priced poly-grip these days? Social security only goes so far.

In the Detroit suburb where I live, there was once a gang led by a guy in a wheelchair.

Taking their pensions back.

Aww! The one lady has smiley faces on her tennis balls.

You’d think Bleeb could at least hide behind something, he’s small enough…

Even Bleeb is proned out.

Hell’s Grannies the infirm years?

Now for something completely different.(sort of)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzMzmnB-iQ

They will be in the getaway car doing 15 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane with their turn signal on.

They even have Bleeb spread out!

They may be old and slow, but their guns are new and fast.

Maybe they just need the cash to see the doctor or dentist or buy food and pay their rent.

The Over the Hill Gang rides again!

That’s them, alright! Last week they robbed a sporting goods store of all their tennis balls!