Close to Home by John McPherson for July 16, 2019

It was unavoidable – AMF vs Brunswick.

I shudder to think what a strike would look like in this situation.

Does this really call for a starter’s pistol?

The loser will be bowled over.

Now mumbles “Aaron Burr!”

Settling it this way seemed right up their alley.

Was the argument about pin money?

They’re going to have a ball.

The guy with the pistol can just shoot them both.

ahhhhh !!! what a world welive in !!!

Those doggone bowling hooligans!

What’s with the guy with the starter pistol? Coup de grace for the loser?

Oh dude! I would so pay money, not a lot of it, to see how this plays out.

Need that robot they programmed for bowling. Y’know, the one that pitches a bowling ball underhand for strikes. Never touches the floor, either…

Couple of turkeys.

If you can’t dodge a bowling ball at what, maybe 15 mph…

Well, it’s the finally game of season, both teams are tied, so it’s come down to a roll-off.

Ball’s at ten pace’s.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Bleeb! Stay away from the shoes! THOSE will kill ya!!!!!!!!! :)

It’s The Big Lebowski, Too: Bowling for Columbine.

well, if they each have to take more than 3 paces, then chances are it will be avoided.