Close to Home by John McPherson for July 18, 2019

Good idea! Or she will probably happen to be seated in the middle seat right next to you and decide to trim them during the flight.

Almost everything has the potential to become a deadly weapon.

Right, that’s important. Almost as important as the fact that they use private contractors to scan half the food trays on the carry-on carts. That’s if they do their job competently and don’t skip any shelves in the rush. It might be 10% scanned, of maybe none at all.

This would make sense. Especially in light of the ban on bringing nail clippers that, at one time, existed.

Scammed is more like it. Be good sheep. He nailed her.

New airport security guard being tested…nailed it!

I would if you hadn’t confiscated my nail clippers on my last trip.

Scanner reminds me of Woody Allen’s orgasmatron.

“And get rid of those “frito chip press on nails”." (Man, GoComics is so therapeutic for me!")

My brother, for reasons unknown, gets pulled out of line every time. They don’t say why and he feels it best not to ask. I’ve stood in lines with him and think it may be because he is antsy.

Just for kicks.

This is true when you play water polo competitively.

She has the talons for destruction.

Hi Everyone!! Hi Little Alien Dude! Stay away from the orgasmatron, Bleeb! You don’t know who’s been in there and you are already looking a bit pale today! :) Thank you derdave969!

Not a PC comment but the local airport venders and van drivers are almost all from Middle Eastern countries. God bless them!

But if she produces the means to do so, then she’ll probably get busted for trying to smuggle something sharp and metal onto the plane.