Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 31, 2011

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    pacificRN  over 13 years ago

    Hey! Einstein never learned to drive a car.

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    vlechtja  over 13 years ago

    At least he wasn’t doing a c in a 45 zone.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Speeding tickets and fines are already relativistic.

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    anorok2  over 13 years ago

    Good one,FishStix!!

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hasn’t anybody else noticed? The answer is

    42!
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    sheldon1948  over 13 years ago
    87-45=42
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    captainedd  over 13 years ago

    He’s got the speed right, he’s just not driving a DeLorean equipped with a flux capacitor!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    He miscalculated. He’ll have to give up his deriver’s license.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Not a Hitchhiker’s Guide fan, gfnv?

    “42” is THE answer, the ultimate answer, to the ultimate Question, of Life, the Universe, and EVERYTHING.

    Professor Einstein may have been unclear on some basic things, but he knew where his towel was at.

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    OmqR-IV.0  over 13 years ago

    ^ Don’t forget May 25th. Although one should always have one’s towel with one. At all times.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’d forgotten May 25th. In fact, even though you’ve reminded me, I still don’t remember it.

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    OmqR-IV.0  over 13 years ago

    ^ Then please allow me to remind you for the first time: http://towelday.org/

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I had no idea. Or if I ever did, I was programmed to forget it. Unless I forget again, I’ll remember it now.

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    OmqR-IV.0  over 13 years ago

    Well, if you going to forget then don’t forget to always take along a towel every day. That way if you forget May 25th, it doesn’t matter.

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