That’s big of you Jaquan. Ask Gil if you can pay in the middle of the round, not say, oh, when you are checking in at the clubhouse when you first got there.
How can Mimi possibly hold her extremely long putter in that position with one hand? She must have some strong grip! And of course Hadley is draining every putt. It’s pretty easy when you’re using golf balls on a Footgolf course.
And speaking of easy, it’s easy to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Just go here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
“Marty Moon here, reporting on today’s Amateur Open at the Milford Country Club. As the first group is approaching the 18th tee, an update on the scores.”
“NBA star Jaquan Case is at a respectable +1, while his fiancee, the irritating Hadley V. Baxendale has moved to 1 under. Wildcat Morris has fallen well out of contention, now at +12.”
“Gil Thorp’s scorecard has quite a few smudge marks on it, but the judges are allowing his -6 to stand for now. Mimi Thorp has dropped to +5. Coach Kaz was in contention at -3, but he was last seen talking to the beer cart girl on the 12th tee. Neither of them has been spotted for the last hour, so Kaz will get a DNF.”
“And our leader, with a commanding lead at -12, is little Kaylie Smith. In anticipation of her victory, tournament organizers are frantically working to tailor the red winner’s jacket so that it will at least not totally engulf Kaylie. We’ll be back with more updates following this word from Hoo brand refreshments.”
P3- It is one of my pet peeves that golf newbies, i.e. those who started playing because of Tiger in the 90’s, seem to think that it is mandatory to wear shorts.No, you don’t. Nor do you have the right to walk in my line.
Kindly refrain from insulting the game with your moldy plaid vinyl bag, your saddle shoes with kiltie, Pro V1’s which are like tits on a bull for a player of your skill level and your f-ing cigar because you think we all smoke them.
Further, take your 20 year old Nike irons and slam them where your loofah normally goes. Oh, and take any plastic brush tee or poker chip ball marker with you and your vinyl iron covers, a-hole!There, I feel 5 lbs lighter!
hifirick1953 about 5 years ago
How is Hadley sinking anything with that broken shaft? Though the hole does look extra large.
Ravenswing about 5 years ago
Heck, they BOTH have clubs that defy the space-time continuum! Take a look at Jaquan’s club, breaking the fourth wall!
TheBrownStarfish about 5 years ago
P1, I’m not paying for it, why would you?
P2, Ed isn’t one of them.
P3, Hadley does pretty well with that illegal putter.
Bucky about 5 years ago
Sure GilPa the Members love paying dues and allowing an NBA player unlimited use of their Club facilities! Is Hadley wearing gym shorts??
Mr Reality about 5 years ago
In all reality , what kind of shorts is Mimi wearing ? What’s sticking out of them ?
bearwku82 about 5 years ago
Gil: The members love having you here and a dozen of them want you to be their partner in the member-guest shower-a-thon.
Mopman about 5 years ago
That’s big of you Jaquan. Ask Gil if you can pay in the middle of the round, not say, oh, when you are checking in at the clubhouse when you first got there.
The Pro from Dover about 5 years ago
Is she draining your putter too?
James St. John Smythe about 5 years ago
No need to skim any shots off the scorecard this year since the country club switched to the new one foot wide cups.
Bluedarter about 5 years ago
I’ve found that using a croquet mallet really helps my putting.
Irish53 about 5 years ago
They are playing the same course that Tony Romo plays in that insurance commercial.
chiphilton about 5 years ago
She’s draining every putt despite her fiancé’s stage whispering attempts to distract her.
Mopman about 5 years ago
How can Mimi possibly hold her extremely long putter in that position with one hand? She must have some strong grip! And of course Hadley is draining every putt. It’s pretty easy when you’re using golf balls on a Footgolf course.
And speaking of easy, it’s easy to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Just go here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Mopman about 5 years ago
“Marty Moon here, reporting on today’s Amateur Open at the Milford Country Club. As the first group is approaching the 18th tee, an update on the scores.”
“NBA star Jaquan Case is at a respectable +1, while his fiancee, the irritating Hadley V. Baxendale has moved to 1 under. Wildcat Morris has fallen well out of contention, now at +12.”
“Gil Thorp’s scorecard has quite a few smudge marks on it, but the judges are allowing his -6 to stand for now. Mimi Thorp has dropped to +5. Coach Kaz was in contention at -3, but he was last seen talking to the beer cart girl on the 12th tee. Neither of them has been spotted for the last hour, so Kaz will get a DNF.”
“And our leader, with a commanding lead at -12, is little Kaylie Smith. In anticipation of her victory, tournament organizers are frantically working to tailor the red winner’s jacket so that it will at least not totally engulf Kaylie. We’ll be back with more updates following this word from Hoo brand refreshments.”
Irish53 about 5 years ago
P 2.5: “….but first, you need to autograph these 2500 basketballs in the back room…”
cuttersjock about 5 years ago
P3- It is one of my pet peeves that golf newbies, i.e. those who started playing because of Tiger in the 90’s, seem to think that it is mandatory to wear shorts.No, you don’t. Nor do you have the right to walk in my line.
Kindly refrain from insulting the game with your moldy plaid vinyl bag, your saddle shoes with kiltie, Pro V1’s which are like tits on a bull for a player of your skill level and your f-ing cigar because you think we all smoke them.
Further, take your 20 year old Nike irons and slam them where your loofah normally goes. Oh, and take any plastic brush tee or poker chip ball marker with you and your vinyl iron covers, a-hole!There, I feel 5 lbs lighter!
hifirick1953 about 5 years ago
Never had comment of the day before. I guess picking up daughter at airport at 3am has its perks