Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 28, 2019

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what's the right band instrument for you? guy: ow the sousaphone try handling this thing in a stiff breeze without incurring a major malocclusion. it's a regular orthodontist's delight. avoid this one. the viola the most ill-tempered member of the notor-ious string family. currently under indictment for arranging a hit on the woodwind family. viola: tonight the bassoon sleeps with the fishes. cello: right, boss. the glockenspiel about as musical as a baby's pull-toy. you might as well just jingle the loose change in your pants pocket. dinky dinky dink dinkadink dink dink dinkydi dinky dink kid: stop.